He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
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I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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