I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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