Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
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Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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