i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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