Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
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do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Even my vagina gasped.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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