If i come over, it means nothing
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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