You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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