school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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