did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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