imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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