Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
i drank out of a bidet.
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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