Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
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All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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