Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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