Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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