I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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