I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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