She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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