Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
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So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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