So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
