Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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