no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I need a hoe opinion
go on
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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