forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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