just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
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Blood and glitter go together right?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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