I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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