Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
kristin has been a bad kristin
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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