WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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