porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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