Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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