I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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