her vagine was all disorganized.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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