Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your cock deserves a montage
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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