Ambien. No doubt about it.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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