i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Girls should come with a carfax report
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero