I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
