i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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