i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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