People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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