I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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