3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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