his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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