Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
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I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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