i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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