There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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