i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I got inside last night via doggy door
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.