is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
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i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
my being single is dangerous.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar