I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
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I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.