Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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