fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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