We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.