when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.