I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
i need some magic done to my vagina
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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