yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
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i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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