Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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